Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Just another "Eyes in the Back of Mom's Head" story

This scenario happens at least once a day in my house...

I hear the youngest boy, four years old, flush the toilet and then I hear water for about .782 seconds. He exits the bathroom.

Me: Did you wash your hands?
He: Yes
Me: Did you wash them well?
He: Yes
Me: Did you use soap?
He: Yes
Me: Did you wash both sides, up to your wrists?
*pause*
He: Yes
Me: Are you lying to me?

*He whines and convulses as he flops back in the the bathroom to do it right.*

When do they figure out that moms know EVERYTHING?

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